*at Dak’s house*
Me: Hey, Dak! Long time no see!
Dak: And long time no hear! *grins* Great to see you, Jonathan.
Me: You too! Hey, where are Sera and Riq?
Dak: I think Sera’s attempting to recruit Arin for a potential Hystorian group, while Riq’s also attempting to find that dinosaur that was flying around some time ago.
Me: Dinosaur, huh? *acts casual*
Dak: Yeah, one “Break” that hasn’t been fixed yet. *laughs sarcastically* Hey, you look nervous.
Me: Oh, I thought I was being followed earlier. Hey, can I check the computer in your parents’ lab quickly to get into the street cameras? Can’t risk being seen right now, what with the Outcast and all.
Dak: Sure, go ahead! I’ll just be next door stealing Sera’s science paper. Oh man, greatest prank yet! *runs out of the house*
Me: *takes out Infinity Ring* OK, time to head to the time of that dinosaur! Inputting coordinates for Viking times. Uh…. 900 AD?
Infinity Ring: Coordinates and time locked. Warping to time location.
Me: Wow, I never knew the Infinity Ring could tttttaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!
*disappears from Dak’s lab*
(Two minutes later)
Me: AAGGGHHHH!!!!!! God, I hate the time portal! Or whatever you call this! *reaches end of portal and falls down hard into a forest, landing on a tree branch*
Me: Aw, man! Really, Infinity Ring? That hurt! You know what, I’m gonna call you Infinity for short. Much faster, you know.
*Infinity Ring stays silent*
Me: Huh. You pick now to stay silent.
*mentioned dinosaur swings by*
Me: Oh, hey, Typhoon. I can’t believe the others thought you were a dino when you’re really an awesome baby Typhoomerang!
*Typhoon squawks in agreement*
Me: Right. OK, little guy, lead me to Berk!
(Two hours later)
Me: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MY DECISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berk Villagers: *angrily shouting while carrying axes, swords, spears, and other deadly weapons, plus torches* DEMON!!!!!! DRAGON FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Why, oh, why did I have to land BEFORE Hiccup tamed that dragon?!
*Hiccup suddenly appears*
Hiccup: What dragon? Dragons are our enemies!!
Me: No, no, no, no, no!!!! I further messed up the timeline! Aw, the Hystorians are gonna kill me!
Hiccup: Timeline?! What are you talking about?
Me: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE???????!!!!!!!!!!! GO BEFORE I SOMEHOW MAKE YOU NOT EXIST!!!!!!
Hiccup: I still don’t get it!!!!!!
Me: Dah! *intentionally bangs head on a nearby tree and is knocked out cold*
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