Thanks to PeriwinklePearl13 for this week's suggestion. To all our fans, please remember that when "you decide," at least one of the characters must be from Scholastic Plus, but the other can be from anywhere. Thanks!


Also, my hint for next week: We'll see two villains face off, but let's face it- they're not the REAL masterminds.


Announcer: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SCHOLASTIC PLUS!


Jake Rosenbloom


*Jake walks out grinning while a bunch of people are booing."


VERSUS


Percy Jackson!


*Percy rides in on a wave.*


Begin!


Jake:

Step up, fish! This is Waterloo two!

You'll be Napoleon 'cause you're about to lose!

I saved the world twice when no one else could!

You're dyslexic and a weirdo! I don't know if you would!

Your stories are completely utter fiction!

My life is plausible! You need to start some diction!

I'm younger and smarter- a double threat!

Amy left Evan for me! You've got a horse for a pet!

Your Pegasus died and your movies were a pain

You always seem to win, but we barely see you train!

The last Guardian was my brother and I always save his life!

You're ashamed of Tyson! He only gives you strife!


Percy:

Rachel said seven would answer the call

And to storm and fire the world would fall

But she never told us about lover boy

Hated by all and the worst killjoy!

I saved the world more times than you can count!

Then again, that's not many. Give your lil' bro a shout!

I've got Annabeth for my girlfriend! You've only got a nerd!

You stole priceless treasures! That's just absurd!

All the fans hate you! Jamy is dead!

There always seems to be a bounty on your head!

My name is Percy Jackson! I'm riding the waves!

Poseidon is my dad! Your father's lost in some caves!


Jake:

Don't insult my dad! Your family's corrupt!

My next verse's here. You ready? I'm pumped.

You dropped out of schools. Colleges want me!

I saved Amy's life! You couldn't conduct a symphony!

I do abhore violence but your cousin's god of it

You fight with swords and shield! Get a gun, not throttle it!

What's with the Greek stuff? I don't understand

How you never knew Romans were in the western land!

In "The Son of Sobek" Carter showed you up!

I fight real enemies! You fight Echidna's pup!

Jake Rosenbloom is here to teach you a lesson!

The Cahills will defeat you if we find you messin'!


Percy:

I'm a demigod, son! Take your serum and run away!

You're not even a Cahill! I don't know what to say!

But my rhyming's better than yours anyway!

The oracle said that you die TODAY!


Jake:

Really?


Percy:

Don't interrupt my rap!


Jake:

But did it really say that I'll die today?


Percy:

No, actually. It's kind of creepy when it gives a message. I was just running out of rhymes.


Jake:

Oh. Want to go over to Monster Donut after this and pick up a dozen to bring back to Cahill command?


Percy:

Monster...donut? Uhhhh... I don't think we should go there...


Jake:

Why?


Percy:

Because my rap's not over!


Jake:

You saw last week! Tarik wasn't done and-


Percy:

Shhhhh! We're not supposed to talk about other raps on here!


Jake:

Says who?!


Percy:

Ummm... I don't actually know. The document was signed "The Outcast"...


*Scary music starts to play...*

 

Announcer:

Who won? Who's next? You decide!


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I am Saber Qahill. I'm 904 years old.

 

I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Katerborus.

 

And I am the dancing master! *Evil laugh.*

 

 

Jake in my opinion was better and I would like to see some Tombquest characters and some mods. 

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