Welcome to Lifestyles of the Entombed and Famous, the internet's unchallenged, unquestioned and unverified authority on wealth, prestige and TombQuest tombs of the Rich and Famous!!! On every episode we'll take a look into the glamorous tombs of famous people and show you how they guard their loot! On today's episode, the luxurious life of Keith F…!
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Keith F. is one of the ultra-glamorous geniuses behind the Spirit Animals game and founder of a the lucrative Fantasy Football Snacks™ company, which sells fake snacks to fake football teams. How does a glamorous genius spend his time? By making sure his treasure tomb is mega-secure with a variety of monsters!!!!
Look at this example of one of Keith F's fine selection of gold-plated and gem-encrusted guard scorpions! Any adventurers that cross this scorpion's path will take a sting from its 24 carat tail! Scorpions fire a beam of pointy, nasty sting energy in any would-be intruder's direction. They can hit adventurers from across the room! Affluent annihilation!
Keith's chosen to adorn his handcrafted sandstone tomb with symmetrical Scorpions. Notice the Stone Warrior and the additional Bumbling Mummies along the wall. Keith F. also has a taste for many fine treasures...if you're brave enough to navigate his many formidable monsters!
That's all for today, thanks for tuning into Lifestyles of the Entombed and Famous! Until next time, keep your tombs and treasures safe!
Jon Z. Guide to the Stars!
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