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Step Right Up! Step right up!!! Stare in wonder at these exotic beasts, these ancient horrors, these chimerical creatures! It's time to...

-GASP-

Meet the Monsters!

Now, there is one sentiment that is strangely common amongst you, one message board comment that I constantly hear. You think that the monsters I introduce to you every week are cute!

CUTE!

Cute?! Whoever thought monsters were cute?! Preposterous! Do you think that the Bumbling Mummy is cute?

Well I have one monster that will strike fear in your bones!

Prepare to meet....

The Stone Warrior!

shieldgolem

It's ten feet tall! It weights three thousand pounds! It's made of solid stone! Its shield is a foot thick!

This is one giant you do not want to cross. When you step in front of the Shield Golem, it will ready itself, then charge like a bull and try to push you with its shield!

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Placing a Stone Warrior in your tomb is a good way to let your fellow adventurers know that you mean business about guarding your treasure. I would suggest putting a Stone Warrior in a straight line with a trap door. You'll push all your thieves right out of your tomb, and away from your treasure!

Look at how imposing the Stone Warrior is surrounded by bumbling mummies and tomb spiders! Now that is a well guarded tomb.

shieldgolem

Scary? Yes. Wondrous? Yes. Awe-inspiring? Yes!

But cute? Certainly not! Who thinks my monsters are cute?

Join me next week for another ghastly ghoul or poisonous pet, on Meet the Monsters!

Professor of Monster Archaeology,

Jon Z

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WOW SCARY!!!!! Highlight: First to post sweet!

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SHARK

ICE

FIRE

VITA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cute monster, professor!

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Saber Qahill


 

I am Saber Qahill. I'm 904 years old.

 

I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Katerborus.

 

And I am the dancing master! *Evil laugh.*

 

 

No, I do not suppose anyone can really say that its cute...

But it is very imposing and I like it. It's pretty. Not cute.

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Erik, short for Arika

 

                         Put on your war paint...

 

"Legolas! Two already!"

"I'm on seventeen!"

"I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!"

"Nineteen!"

-Legolas and Gimli, Battle of Helm's Deep, The Two Towers (LotR)

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Racooon!!!!!

 

 

jon z.

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hahaha. I can deal with pretty...

 

 

 

 

I gues the Bumbling Mummy is kind of cute....

 

 

 

jon z.

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JayBriarleaf, Illusion, Fluffermuffins,  with a gang too big                 

Greencloak

Rainwing

Fluxer

Skyclan Warrior

Daughter of Bastet

#ADOPTdon'tSHOP

#Purrito

 

Black Cats = Good Luck

 

 

This sentence is false. Now there's a brain freeze!

 

IT IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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Jonathan Cahill

 

 

 

You know you can't trust anybody now.

 

 

surprise

it looks powerful

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i love the 39 clues and every thing else scholastic makes

it's good to be smart

THANK YOU, JZ, for admitting your monsters are cute! :)

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~Melanie~

 

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do." ~Angel, "Epiphany"

 

#RespectInfinityRing

Remember Emerald

Awesomecute! A thousand Shield Golems, and I can oust both Vikram Kabra and General Gar!

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  Chai @^@

2010-2016 : 6 years as a Cahill

The Lord of the Books!

The Inventor of the Gavinometer!

King of the 39 Clues Fandom!

 

Horizoner, Greencloak, SQ, Madrigal, Amulet Keeper, Shadow House Special

Since the very start!

 

ChaiHam or ChaiJavi

 

cool

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Earth mage

Icewing

oohh! Looks awesome!

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Tigerclaws217! AKA Tigress

Japanese Soul: Anime, drawing, music etc

"You can't have one thing without the other"     

"All it takes is one mistake"

"Why do humans persist in seeking power that could destroy the world?"-Milla, Tales of Xillia

WOW!

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The ILLUSION


Ancient Mystery

What are the scorpions?

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<♔ ~Leo~ ♔>

 

 

Fill the darkest night with the brightest light

Cause its time for you to shine

A little dedication, a small illumination

Just one person to change a whole nation

 

#SkylarEmeraldCarmenZoeyDanielLiveOn

#GlobalGoals

#2014

#PutIRBack

Looks sweet!

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Admin Gavin B

 

Author of Josh Baxter Levels Up.

- "Smartly paced and emotionally engaging, a book even those who have never held a controller will enjoy." - Kirkus Reviews, starred review

 

Sample and game at scholastic.com/joshbaxter

 

See how cute it is when it pushes you into a wall! bwahahahaha!

 

With love,

Expert Monster Crafter Erika S.

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aka GloomSprinkles aaka Admin ErikaS

Ha ha, Erika! Did you do that on purpose? :)

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Jonathan Cahill

 

 

 

You know you can't trust anybody now.

 

 

surprise

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! actualy not

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Eclipse

Queen of Sharpies/Duct Tape/Beanie Boos

Pelus

Silverwing

Nyra Thomas Lunar Will Emily Freya TJ Redd Kate Mya Jay Alex

Sheldon VanMoosewisker

BI

#AllPeopleArePeople

#ALLHAILTHEGLOWCLOUD

Jon... What are the scorpions behind the crabs... Oh wait no the crabs are spiders... They look like crabs. Anyway yeah, why are there scorpions in your final picture?

Is this one of those things you were hoping no one would notice...

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Erik, short for Arika

 

                         Put on your war paint...

 

"Legolas! Two already!"

"I'm on seventeen!"

"I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!"

"Nineteen!"

-Legolas and Gimli, Battle of Helm's Deep, The Two Towers (LotR)

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Shhhhh...... pay no attention to the Scorp- oops! I'm not supposed to talk about those yet! That's a monster you still have yet to meet!!!

 

 

jon z, giver away of secrets

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I'm sorry! I didn't know that! I'm so sorry!

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Erik, short for Arika

 

                         Put on your war paint...

 

"Legolas! Two already!"

"I'm on seventeen!"

"I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!"

"Nineteen!"

-Legolas and Gimli, Battle of Helm's Deep, The Two Towers (LotR)

What happened to Jon Z, Professor of Monster Archaeology??!!! That was a cool name! Not like Jon Z, Giver Away of Secrets! :(

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Jonathan Cahill

 

 

 

You know you can't trust anybody now.

 

 

surprise

SO CUTE!

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NiGhT

Book nerd

Greencloak

Freshman

Gamer

Gang master

FLUFFEH!

If you need me, talk to me, I will lend an ear for you

#MakeSAMBGreatAgain

OMG IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From the ashes a fire shall be woken...

A light from the darkness shall sping...

Renewed shall be blade that is broken...

The crownless again shall be king.

 

 

"I will not hide, while other fight our battles for US!" -Kili, The Battle of the Five Armies

It's still cute

 

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I'm HANGING

By my FEET,

Up in the AIR,

By a STRING.

Oh, ANYONE,

WAKE ME AGAIN!!!

 

I'm not a piece of cake.

For you to just discard,

While you walk away.

With the frosting of my heart!!!

 

 

 

 

 

=DDDDDDDDDD

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~Puppy Traitare-Hamiltonia~

Aka Spider Puppy, Dog Child, Yppup, Ghost Puppy, or Doggo

 

Gang (that no one is going to read):

Angelica Luise

Selena

Bliss!!!

Briggan

Mist

Violet

Flame

 

#IkilledNightRobin

SAMBer of the day: Red

The stone warrior is still CUTE!!! *death hugs stone warrior*

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Everyonhas a flaw. That flaw is your strength. Keep that flaw close.

 

I run. I hide. I come out. I never knew how brave I was before.

 

My voice is in singing, where is yours?

  

Yedr:D

  

Call me Yellow

 

#StopBullying4Tiger

#QueenOfLlamas

#ShipFangirl

nice!

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Warning:

 

This Madrigal, Greencloak, and Hystorian is Awesome

 

 

P.S. Please make sure to star me!

Aww... IT'S A CUTE WIDDLE STONE WARRIOR!

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*~Nix~*

 

 

The truth.

 

It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.

 

Dumbledore

 

 

I love ME.

 

—Hailee Steinfeld

It's cute. REALLY CUTE.

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GREENCLOAK

EKATERINA

ANIME

Transboy

 

-That guy Xander

Cute!

Stone warriors? They look cool!!

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                             X.13    

 

                           Mwahahaha! 

 

 Do you have the feeling your being watched? I always do.

          "Hide in the shadows and wait to strike"     

              #RememberSkylarForever               

 It's pretty.  --> It's so cute!!!Awww... Cute little Stone warrior...So sweet.... :)

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Glimmer

 

I'm back and better than ever!

 

My gang: RoxyStellaLeafTessSasmiLyraRoMarileeJacksonAlyaMillyAquamarineHematiteSandyRowanJaidenMaddie

 

Hug a pug today!!

 

Aro/Ace

 

 

"I could do about anything, I could even learn how to love... Like you"

 

I can explain, if that's what you're wondering. :(

 

-Fearless

 

 

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Are you willing to be made willing to forgive?

 

And what's the kindest thing you almost did?

 

Do you understand that we will never be the same again?

 

And can you accept that?

 

-Fearless

 

 

Cool!!!

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Hazel

 

Respect IR

 

Remember Emerald

 

"See the world not as it is, but as it should be."

 

My Blog: /301450

Glad you guys like our (sorta cute) Stone Warrior. He's actually rather fierce and we've been chased by him many times while making TombQuest. I can't wait for you all to play!

 

-Admin Len

(Head TombQuester)

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Awesomesnarfs!

Hopefully soon!

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Lord Cley

Evil genius 

Founders Media Deputy Chairman

Alter ego of ELC

Former Lexian!

VOTE FOR PIERCE!


 Lord Cley Rosenbloom Pierce

Evil genius!

 

Founders Media Deputy Chairman,

Founders-on-Erdas President and Ambassador to the Conquerors

 

 

 

 

IT IS ADORABLE!!

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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear: LOVE."

 

"The easy part of life is finding someone to love. The hard part of life is finding someone to love you back."

 

 

 

Yikes. scary!

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glory to Alexandria.

THEYRE SO CUTE!!! AHAHAHAHHA

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         June

                                                 est.2013  

 

    [You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.- Rainbow Rowell, Carry On]

                                          

 

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