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Step Right Up! Step right up!!! Stare in wonder at these exotic beasts, these ancient horrors, these chimerical creatures! It's time to...

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Meet the Monsters!

 

Today's monster is one of nature's most horrifying aberrations, capable of sending other animals twenty - nay - thirty times its size shrieking in fear!

You know the feeling…you want to explore your attic or your basement for treasure. But what keeps you from doing it? What dangly, creepy-crawly, eight-legged monstrosity do you fear! Spiders!! Nature's horror story! Their poisonous bite, their spindly legs, their unpredictable jump!

Let me, brave listener, to introduce you to the most fearsome spider in all of the world! Behold….

 

The Tomb Spider!

 

 

 

Don't be taken in by its beautiful jeweled body! Don't be hypnotized by its gold frame! A wise man once said "The love of money is the root of all evil," and as you can see, the Tomb Spider will be especially dangerous to anyone who loves gold! Who loves gold?

Don't raise your hand! It was a rhetorical question! Adventurers lovegold…andd if you seek to be an adventurer, and quest into the tombs of ancient kings, then you will surely cross paths with the Tomb Spider.

 

 

 

Crossing the path of the Tomb Spider will cause this particular breed to leap into the air and spin like a like a buzz saw! If you see a Tomb Spider leap into the air and begin to spin, get out of the way, it's about to launch itself directly at you! Look!

 

 

And here's the spin!

 

 

The Tomb Spider, referred to more appropriately in some regions as the Jeweled Spider, is proof that money can't make you happy. Especially when that money is in the form of a gold spider!

 

My official professor analysis: "Eek!!!"

 

That's all for this week! Join us next Tuesday for another horrifying (or cute) monster on Meet the Monsters!

 

Professor of Monster Archaeology,

 

Jon Z.

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They are really pretty

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SHARK

ICE

FIRE

VITA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First one to post awesome!

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SHARK

ICE

FIRE

VITA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me likes them!

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NiGhT

Book nerd

Greencloak

Freshman

Gamer

Gang master

FLUFFEH!

If you need me, talk to me, I will lend an ear for you

#MakeSAMBGreatAgain

Aw! CUTIE PIE!

Together, we shall RULE THE WORLD! You and I, cute spider! 

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  Chai @^@

2010-2016 : 6 years as a Cahill

The Lord of the Books!

The Inventor of the Gavinometer!

King of the 39 Clues Fandom!

 

Horizoner, Greencloak, SQ, Madrigal, Amulet Keeper, Shadow House Special

Since the very start!

 

ChaiHam or ChaiJavi

 

super super super super cute and deadly!

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OCean !

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she's:

-haunted by knee bruise goblins

-NR's forum sis

-probably playing Miitopia

-herself

-your evil fandom reference queen

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Ri Phe Jak Wisp Aki Nor Cody Is Isa Max Ed

Thy are quite pretty for monsters.

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Me cwazy! :3

oh gosh!!!

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From the ashes a fire shall be woken...

A light from the darkness shall sping...

Renewed shall be blade that is broken...

The crownless again shall be king.

 

 

"I will not hide, while other fight our battles for US!" -Kili, The Battle of the Five Armies

Agreed, they are rather pretty, which is weird for me to say considering my hate for spiders. Also, one of the words were misspelled, or rather two words were squashed together. Let me read the sentence. "Adventurers lovegold." Whatever lovegold is.

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Glimmer

 

I'm back and better than ever!

 

My gang: RoxyStellaLeafTessSasmiLyraRoMarileeJacksonAlyaMillyAquamarineHematiteSandyRowanJaidenMaddie

 

Hug a pug today!!

 

Aro/Ace

 

 

"I could do about anything, I could even learn how to love... Like you"

 

Awww, it's a cute pretty spider! Come on over, here ya go, hey little guy...

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

 

Would someone happen to have a bandaid?

 

You know, to cover the stump that used to be my hand?

 

 

 

Anyway, awesomesauce monster, JZ! Thanks for sharing with us!

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THE BEST EVER!

 

 

HA! Now I can say that my signature is the best ever!

 

By the way, I'm Sunshine. Yes, I'm a male (nick)named Sunshine.

Though personally, I prefer to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.

If you get the reference, YOU'RE FANTASTIC!

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Everyone thinks my horrifying monsters are cutie pies! ..... sigh ..... such is the life of a Professor of Monster Archeology and travelling showman, like myself.

 

Thanks as well for the spell check. I sometimes get myself worked into such a fervor that I speak too quickly, hence the "lovegold" that you pointed out.

 

 

*adjusts spectacles

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my research!

 

 

Professor Z.

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erm... It looks more cute than pretty 

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JayBriarleaf, Illusion, Fluffermuffins,  with a gang too big                 

Greencloak

Rainwing

Fluxer

Skyclan Warrior

Daughter of Bastet

#ADOPTdon'tSHOP

#Purrito

 

Black Cats = Good Luck

 

 

This sentence is false. Now there's a brain freeze!

 

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Nooooooooo!!!

 

They're scary, I tell you!

 

 

 

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what

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jasmine!

Ooh! Nice, pretty and dangerous!

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Japanese Soul: Anime, drawing, music etc

"You can't have one thing without the other"     

"All it takes is one mistake"

"Why do humans persist in seeking power that could destroy the world?"-Milla, Tales of Xillia

*stares at directly* Pretty. *pets spider*

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Everyonhas a flaw. That flaw is your strength. Keep that flaw close.

 

I run. I hide. I come out. I never knew how brave I was before.

 

My voice is in singing, where is yours?

  

Yedr:D

  

Call me Yellow

 

#StopBullying4Tiger

#QueenOfLlamas

#ShipFangirl

cool!

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Warning:

 

This Madrigal, Greencloak, and Hystorian is Awesome

 

 

P.S. Please make sure to star me!

cute! 

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                             X.13    

 

                           Mwahahaha! 

 

 Do you have the feeling your being watched? I always do.

          "Hide in the shadows and wait to strike"     

              #RememberSkylarForever               

I am scared of spiders, but that is epic!!!

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Hazel

 

Respect IR

 

Remember Emerald

 

"See the world not as it is, but as it should be."

 

My Blog: /301450

ADORABLE

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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear: LOVE."

 

"The easy part of life is finding someone to love. The hard part of life is finding someone to love you back."

 

 

 

Awesome! Those are really pretty! Too bad they're dangerous too...

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Plz don't send me friend requests: I can only take clan requests, and I feel bad denying requests.

 

UAC

 

I'm Autumn, Alexa, or Amberturtle

#GOFNF!

1st post on SAMB: 7/12/2014

 

#RememberLeia

 

#RememberAtlantis

 

J+E

 

*..yep, I did it on Creative.. :P      

Oh, and yeah. They're also really cute! Much cuter then any creepy crawlies I've ever seen!

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Plz don't send me friend requests: I can only take clan requests, and I feel bad denying requests.

 

UAC

 

I'm Autumn, Alexa, or Amberturtle

#GOFNF!

1st post on SAMB: 7/12/2014

 

#RememberLeia

 

#RememberAtlantis

 

J+E

 

*..yep, I did it on Creative.. :P      

spiders, why does it always have to be spiders.

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Maddie/ Dancey (I prefer Maddie but most people know me as dancey so) 

 Freckles and constellations