Hello, fellow MBers! Good news- I will post a rap battle every Monday from now on (except for November 24) so you can expect a new battle each week! Next week, we will have four classic animals and four MBers facing off...


*Fire illuminates title card.*

Narrator: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SCHOLASTIC PLUS!!!

Maya!

*Maya looks up from a log and smiles uncertainly.*

VERSUS

Jonah Wizard!

*Jonah walks onto the screen hip-hop style, smiling.*

Begin!


Maya:

I'm just about ready to begin this battle

'fore I go on an expedition, get a saddle.

I'm ready to work, lizard by my side

I destroyed a town, your family lied!

I didn't break the Globe Theater, made some fire instead

You're a Shakespeare fan- is there a hole in your head?

I hunted for Suka. You looked for some clues!

When your cousin was captured, could you handle the news?

I'm a master rapper. You should stay silent.

Go all mission 10 and stay on Easter Island!


Jonah:

Two people, both alike in dignity.

But one's much better. Hint: It's me!

Sure, I like Shakespeare. It means I'm educated.

You went on one trip before you were slated!

I traveled the globe! You just made a fire!

Go back home! Or are you a liar?

I'm a pop star, yet old ladies like me!

I'm a Madrigal. An essential key!

I survived the Tonle Sap, your health is at nil.

Just think about all the people you killed!


Maya:

I killed many, that may be true.

At least my raps actually sound new!

I survived Arctica and its evil terrain.

Meanwhile, Amy is going insane!

I'm a likable person. I have many friends.

You little Janus! You should just let this battle end!


Jonah:

Ow! My ears! Your raps! They're so bad!

Even Tilda sounded better. This is just sad!

You were in one book! I was in the fan-fic story!

I work for peace! Your work is just gory.

As a pop genius, traveling the world is fun.

But now, young student, it's time to ask...


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!


Epic!


Rap!


Battles of Scholastic Plus!

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Saber Qahill


 

I am Saber Qahill. I'm 904 years old.

 

I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Katerborus.

 

And I am the dancing master! *Evil laugh.*