Hello, fellow MBers! Good news- I will post a rap battle every Monday from now on (except for November 24) so you can expect a new battle each week! Next week, we will have four classic animals and four MBers facing off...
*Fire illuminates title card.*
Narrator: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SCHOLASTIC PLUS!!!
*Maya looks up from a log and smiles uncertainly.*
*Jonah walks onto the screen hip-hop style, smiling.*
I'm just about ready to begin this battle
'fore I go on an expedition, get a saddle.
I'm ready to work, lizard by my side
I destroyed a town, your family lied!
I didn't break the Globe Theater, made some fire instead
You're a Shakespeare fan- is there a hole in your head?
I hunted for Suka. You looked for some clues!
When your cousin was captured, could you handle the news?
I'm a master rapper. You should stay silent.
Go all mission 10 and stay on Easter Island!
Two people, both alike in dignity.
But one's much better. Hint: It's me!
Sure, I like Shakespeare. It means I'm educated.
You went on one trip before you were slated!
I traveled the globe! You just made a fire!
Go back home! Or are you a liar?
I'm a pop star, yet old ladies like me!
I'm a Madrigal. An essential key!
I survived the Tonle Sap, your health is at nil.
Just think about all the people you killed!
I killed many, that may be true.
At least my raps actually sound new!
I survived Arctica and its evil terrain.
Meanwhile, Amy is going insane!
I'm a likable person. I have many friends.
You little Janus! You should just let this battle end!
Ow! My ears! Your raps! They're so bad!
Even Tilda sounded better. This is just sad!
You were in one book! I was in the fan-fic story!
I work for peace! Your work is just gory.
As a pop genius, traveling the world is fun.
But now, young student, it's time to ask...
WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
Battles of Scholastic Plus!
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I am Saber Qahill. I'm 904 years old.
I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Katerborus.
And I am the dancing master! *Evil laugh.*