Before we start this battle, I'd like to apologize for the delay. It's been a long school week. Also, the next battle will feature two characters requested multiple times- a pop star and a fiery guide.

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of Scholastic Plus!

*Title card appears.*

Meilin!

*Meilin jumps out of the bamboo maze looking very determined.*

VERSUS

Slappy!

*Slappy is sitting on a wooden chair, not moving.*

Begin!


Meilin:

I'm a great Greencloak warrior, and this is what's for me?

A stupid wooden dummy, head plopped onto a seat.

It's impossible for me to rap here; I've already won

'Cause when you battle Meilin, it shan't ever be fun.

I'm next in line as the Zhongese empress

Your paint's peeling. You can't impress!

Trying to scare kids? That's overdone.

Compared to V2, you're just a pun.


*Meilin walks towards Slappy and takes a piece of paper from his pocket.*


Stupid performer! You'll just sit on a piano!


*Reads paper.*


Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano?


*Slappy springs to life from the chair and jumps up.*


Slappy:

Ha ha ha! You wanna mess with me?

I'm made of wood, but don't sit on knees.

I'm freaking out kids during the night.

And now, I'll give YOU a little fright!

Come on, slave. I've got more power than you!

I was here in '93! You're still new!

I'm not Mr. Wood; I'm so much stronger!

My rein of terror will just last longer!

I'm a mastermind! You will never win!

You've uttered the magic words. Bow to me, Meilin.


Meilin:

I won't listen to your stupid plan!

You're gonna lose just like the parents of Dan!

I found a bunch of talismans, all you do is prank.

You look like a bad pitch on Shark Tank!

My name's Meilin, my message is clear.

Run back home so you don't shed a tear.


Slappy:

You'll be sorry you said that, little slave.

Tell me, how did things fare after Suka's cave?

Losing some of your most important things

Is just as bad as Pierce growing wings!

I crush bad slaves, they never get far.

When I'm done with you, you'll end up like General Gar.


*Slappy smiles evilly.*


Spanish announcer: ¿Quién ganó? (Who won?) ¿Quién es siguiente? (Who's next?) ¡Usted decide! (You decide!)


*Title card appears with Slappy's silhouette on the top.*


Epic Rap Battles of Scholastic Plus!

 

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Saber Qahill


 

I am Saber Qahill. I'm 904 years old.

 

I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Katerborus.

 

And I am the dancing master! *Evil laugh.*

 

 

hahahaha

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MidnighBloodhound11

 

Cahill: Tiger Snake Agent

Hystorian: Master Hystorian

Greencloak: Level 40

This is Cahillarsenic!

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The blaze can never lose the fight;

The blaze has always stood in the right;

The blaze is so brilliant, it pierces the night;

Conquerors will collapse before it's might.

 

Join us, the Marked Protectors: Ablaze @/114685

Meilin won (Slappy is too creepy to rap good).

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NiGhT

Book nerd

Greencloak

Freshman

Gamer

Gang master

FLUFFEH!

If you need me, talk to me, I will lend an ear for you

#MakeSAMBGreatAgain

MEILIN

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From the ashes a fire shall be woken...

A light from the darkness shall sping...

Renewed shall be blade that is broken...

The crownless again shall be king.

 

 

"I will not hide, while other fight our battles for US!" -Kili, The Battle of the Five Armies

Man, I want to post some rap battles so badly now....

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NiGhT

Book nerd

Greencloak

Freshman

Gamer

Gang master

FLUFFEH!

If you need me, talk to me, I will lend an ear for you

#MakeSAMBGreatAgain