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Now, to begin –
*static*
I SAID, to begin –
*even more static*
WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?! It better not be the technical assistant! Hired employees NEVER do their job!
*suddenly the screens turn black*
AND NOW THE POWER'S OUT!!!! Wait, how are we still transmitting?
Producer: Radio signals. We're using simple communication: a two-way radio reformatted to be broadcast to the entire world. Wait, what? That's wasn't how we programmed it! Just... to be broadcast to all Scholastic Plus members...?
*Sinead Starling runs into the studio*
Sinead: *sobbing* THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
Me: Sinead, I don't have time for your sob tragic love story! I don't care that you secretly had a crush on Ian Kabra!!
Sinead: *still sobbing* No, it's not Ian! All my technology has failed!! I'm ruined!!! My reputation will be destroyed!!!!
Me: Sinead Starling, pull yourself together and tell me everything! NOW!!!
Sinead: *only slightly less wild* This whole studio operates on my technology, which is supposed to withstand any hacker!
*Evan Tolliver walks into the studio*
Evan: Withstand any hacker? Try that when your password is "nedandted"!
Me: EVAN!!!! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!!!
*Hamilton Holt who is already in the studio speaks up*
Hamilton: Um, now probably isn't the best time to tell him Amy's like, over him and moved on? She's actually dating Jake Rosenbloom now.
Evan: *shocked* WHAT?! Amy – she – *chokes*
Me: *growls* Hamilton, you idiot! We don't even know how he survived the –––wait. I know! YOU TURNED TRAITOR, EVAN TOLLIVER!!! Get out of here before we turn you in to the Cahill authorities!!!
Evan: *pleading* No, no! I didn't turn traitor! I fell unconscious after I was shot, and the next thing I knew, I'd woken up in a lab!
Hamilton: LIAR!!! Amy would be ashamed of you!
Evan: Honest, guys! I know what I saw because I saw the Ekaterina crest smack dab in front of me!
*everyone falls silent*
Me: Well.... okay.... that's something....
Sinead: *has stopped crying* Not too long after Amy and Dan retired, we intercepted an anonymous message to the leaders of the Ekaterina branch saying, "The time has come to wake the dragon." We made sure it was included at the end of the Flashpoint book so we could warn the Cahills ahead of time. Do you think –
Hamilton: *interrupting* That Evan betrayed us for the Ekaterinas? Yes!
*everyone looks at him*
Me: Idiot, again! The Ekaterinas are a branch of the Cahill family!
Hamilton: Oh... right....
Director: Guys, this is getting nowhere. Shouldn't we be worrying about saving power instead of yakking about this so-called Cahill family?
Me: I thought you were a Cahill!
Director: You think I believe in that stupid jargon term? Hurry up and end the show! I have better things to do than –
*garbled speech comes through the radio*
Sinead: What's going on?
Anonymous person: I....... AM........... THE............................. OUTCAST.......................
*radio transmission ends*
Evan: *fearfully* I heard that voice in the lab....
Hamilton: *gleefully* The Outcast? No prob! Let's track him down and pummel him to death!
Sinead: *angrily* We can't even trace the signal! It's unhackable!
Me: And you considered yourself to be a genius, Sinead? Welcome to the world of the real-worlders.
Sinead: *confused* The what?
Me: The people that live in the real world.
Sinead: We all live in the real world!
Me: No, I mean the people who live outside of the Cahill world. Get it?
Sinead: Are you saying we Cahills live on another planet?
Evan: *exasperatedly* He's talking about people who don't know anything at all about the Cahills! Even I – supposedly NOT a genius–– knew that.
Hamilton: Yeah, I knew that too.
Me: Oh, just shut up, Hamilton!
*Mod Len F comes screaming into the studio*
Len F: THE ESSIX POSTER!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evan: Who the heck is that stranger-lunatic talking about? Who's Essix?!
Me: I have no clue. Maybe the Outcast knows?



I'm not sure how good this really is. I guess it depends on you guys. Copyright of Len F's "The Essix poster!!!" goes to Saber Qahill/RaccoonWave4. "Welcome to the world of the real-worlders" is a play on a quote by Dan Cahill: "Welcome to the world of the Cahills." Please post feedback, and more Virtual World – the letters – is coming up!!!!

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*rolls on the floor with laughter* Your best project yet, Jonathan.

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Hilarious!!!

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VERY FUNNY! 

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The blaze can never lose the fight;

The blaze has always stood in the right;

The blaze is so brilliant, it pierces the night;

Conquerors will collapse before it's might.

 

Join us, the Marked Protectors: Ablaze @/114685

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Virtual World: The 39 Clues #2 is here! Just not like #1.... it's A LETTER!!!!


Dear Fanfiction Writers a.k.a. Scholastic Plus members or whatever you call yourselves,


I would like to immediately toss out the window the preposterous rumor that Cara is the Outcast. She is the most wonderful girl in the world – next to Natalie, of course. And Amy if you think about it. However, my feelings for Amy have long since subsided. We are merely good friends. You all aren't ignorant simpletons, are you?

Next, I would like to address the issue of Sinead Starling apparently having a crush on me. As I am already with Cara, and we both have our hands full maintaining the Cahill family, Attleboro, and the CAT which I will not even bother to name, I will promptly say that I have no interest in the Ekat. However, if any of you personally know her or have some means of communicating with her, please tell her that we need her help at Attleboro. NOW. It's not exactly in the Cahills' best interests that she, along with her triplet brothers, disappeared right after the Vesper conflict. It's actually very suspicious.

Finally, someone please tell that idiot Dan Cahill to TAKE SALADIN BACK!!!! You took him with you everywhere during the Clue Hunt, Daniel. Certainly you can watch over him while you're – sightseeing. Touring. Whatever.


Formally,

Ian Kabra






(Well, that was our first character letter! Wanna reply? Wanna talk to him? Post your own letter here, and he may just reply back! Or maybe someone will hack into his email account and reply to y'all instead....)

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For the next world of Virtual World, I need you guys to answer some questions:

1. Book or movie?

A. Book (go to #2)
B. Movie (go to #3)

2. Which book do you want me to do?

A. Infinity Ring
B. Do a mod version of Virtual World!! (go to #4)

3. Which movie do you want me to do?

A. Lord of the Rings
B. Rise of the Guardians

4. Which series do you want me to make a mod version of VW for?

A. The 39 Clues
B. Infinity Ring

5. Hey, you guys! Have you checked out Saber/RacoonWave4's Epic Rap Battles of Scholastic History yet??!!

A. YES AND IT'S AWESOME!!!!
B. No but I will go check it out right now!
C. No, and I don't plan to.
D. I've heard of it, but I'm not sure whether I want to read it or not.
E. What the heck is that?? 

 

 

 

Thank you, and have a great Monday!

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-probably playing Miitopia

-herself

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letter for ian kabra

 

 

hello...  keep this email to your self..

 one thing: there has been sightings of ghosts..  whould you care to help?  *ghost catching thing pops out of letter* 

 

 

 

p.s i'm on the ekat branch!

bye! 

this letter was made by: alice sky song

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Dear Alice Song,

 

(First of all, is that your real name? I doubt the moderators would allow you to do that.)

 

Now, to business. Although I am a Lucian, I can say with confidence that there are NO GHOSTS. Therefore, I will assume that you and the rest of your lying Ekat branch (I'm sorry, Cara, Sinead, and AMY; I meant "your CHARMING Ekat branch) are just trying to pull a prank on me. If so, it hasn't worked.

 

If not, I will then assume that you are insane.

 

 

 

Formally,

 

Ian Kabra

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*Meanwhile, back in Attleboro, Cara and Ian are watching the currently untitled show*
Cara: Wait – did Sinead Starling really just say what I think she said?!
Ian: *disdainfully* Yes. Like I would EVER date her! Sniveling Ekat!
Cara: Um... I'm part-Ekat, Ian.
Ian: *horrified* My goodness, Cara! I am terribly sorry! Please accept my humble apologies. I am merely referring to Sinead herself. Please don't take it the wrong way.
Cara: It's okay, Ian. I forgive you.
Ian: *smiling like a little kid* Oh, good! Now, what do you say we do something special here in the mansion? Just the two of us? Forget about this stupid show; another one of the confounded little Janus's soon-to-be-failed projects. Besides, Saladin is nowhere to be –
*Saladin leaps out of nowhere on top of Ian*
Saladin: Mrrp!!!
Ian: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Saladin, you VILLAINOUS CAT!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I appear out of nowhere as well*
Me: I personally asked him to do that, Ian.
Ian: *screams* AAAGGGHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU – ahem. *grabs a hold of himself* I mean, a pleasure to see you, Jonathan.
Me: *scoffs* I'll bet. You just called me a confounded little Janus!
Ian: Well, you are!
Cara: *pleadingly* Ian, stop it, please!
Me: *scoffs again* And you need your girlfriend to tell you to stop, huh? And I'll also bet that you didn't even pay attention to Evan Tolliver, Hamilton's stupidity, or THE OUTCAST!!!!!! Huh? DID YOU???!!!
Ian: *scornfully* Of course I did. I only assumed it was just fake, something staged to attract more viewers.
Me: Yeah, right! Well, the Outcast is real! And Evan IS alive, and yes, he's grieving over his "loss" of Amy. She was already planning to dump him, you know, for Jake.
Ian: I really don't see what Amy sees in that college boy.
Saladin: Mrrp!
Me: Restating what he said, you're still in high school, lover boy.
Ian: Well, you're only in middle school! Wait, did you just understand that cat?
Me: *seething* Yes, and do you even feed him red snapper?! The fresh kind?!?!
Cara: *very quickly* Yes, we do! I just love the cat. *pretends to be friendly* Here, Saladin!
*Saladin pointedly ignores Cara and stalks off into Mission Control*
Me: You really didn't think hundreds, no, actually thousands of Cahills wouldn't catch your line "We really need to get rid of that cat"?
Cara: Only because he kept hurting Ian on a daily basis!
Me: *bored* You sound like an Ekat.
Cara: I AM an Ekat.
Me: *ignores Cara* Oh, and Ian, Sinead is going to be, like, SO heartbroken when she hears that you would never date her. And so hot with anger she probably won't even come back to Attleboro to help you out.
Ian: Well, that's just kind of her!
Me: *mimicks Ian* Well, you brought it on yourself!
Cara: How did you even get in here?!
Me: *proudly* Sinead just invented a teleporting device. Bet you couldn't do that even with the serum flowing in your veins.
Ian: *angrily* HOW DARE YOU INSULT HER?!
Me: I can insult your gal all I want to! Don't see the point in dating anyway.
*speakers have feedback*
Cara: What was that?
Anonymous person: The dragon has awaken.....
Ian: *stunned* Was that the –
Me: *outraged* THE OUTCAST? YES!!!!!!!!!!! You wouldn't even listen to me before!!! We intercepted a message from him to the leaders of the Ekaterina branch!
Cara: *shocked* What?! I'll go and help you!
Me: *stunned* Oh... I wasn't expecting that... *recovers* Well, welcome aboard!
Ian: *stumbling* Um, you may count me in as well.
Me: *disgusted* Again, your girlfriend beats you in every aspect. *suddenly glares at Cara* You better not be a traitor to the Cahill cause!
Cara: *horrified* Of course not! I'm one of the good girls!
Me: *snickers* Good girls.... yeah, right. Let's just use Miley Cyrus as an example.
Ian: YOU WILL NOT COMPARE MY GIRLFRIEND TO THAT HORRIFIC JANUS!!!!!
Cara: Wait, she's Janus?!
Me: Yes... unfortunately.
*Saladin stalks back in*
Saladin: Mrrp!!!
Ian: Oh, no, you don't!!
Me: *evilly* Oh, yes, I will. SALADIN is coming with us. He will be a TREMENDOUS asset. *grins wickedly*
*Ian runs out of the room screaming*
Ian: DO NOT LET THAT DEVIL OF A CAT ANYWHERE NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cara: Oh, hey, Jonathan, I just found this wonderful radio station! It's called Cahill Radio. You should totally listen to it. The host is awesome. His name's Jonathan Cahill. *puts on earbuds*
Me: *stares at her in disbelief* Dude, Cara, I'M JONATHAN CAHILL!!!
*Cara's iPod volume is too high*
Cara: What did you say?



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To: the Cahill Command Center

From: Ian Kabra

Topic: Your security is gritch

 

Hello, fellow adolescants. I am Artemis Fowl, criminal mastermind. I am only fourteen years old, and I have hacked into the best security on planet earth. Elementary, really. 

Unfortunately, I have a common enemy in The Outcast. So, I am enlisting your help. I already have the advantage of the People, but, according to Holly, some of you are... close to my intellectual knowledge.

Except for that ridiculous pop star Jonah Smith. 

I have changed Ian Kabra's passcode. The People have made it impossible to hack. If you hack this, you may join us. I know that I just said that it is impossible to hack, seeing that I used fairy technology, but Foaly has high hopes in the following: Hamilton Holt, Ian Kabra, Sinead Starling, and... those... what are their names? Ah, yes! Cara and Evan.

Try to trace this. I dare you.

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