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Now, to begin –
I SAID, to begin –
*even more static*
WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?! It better not be the technical assistant! Hired employees NEVER do their job!
*suddenly the screens turn black*
AND NOW THE POWER'S OUT!!!! Wait, how are we still transmitting?
Producer: Radio signals. We're using simple communication: a two-way radio reformatted to be broadcast to the entire world. Wait, what? That's wasn't how we programmed it! Just... to be broadcast to all Scholastic Plus members...?
*Sinead Starling runs into the studio*
Sinead: *sobbing* THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
Me: Sinead, I don't have time for your sob tragic love story! I don't care that you secretly had a crush on Ian Kabra!!
Sinead: *still sobbing* No, it's not Ian! All my technology has failed!! I'm ruined!!! My reputation will be destroyed!!!!
Me: Sinead Starling, pull yourself together and tell me everything! NOW!!!
Sinead: *only slightly less wild* This whole studio operates on my technology, which is supposed to withstand any hacker!
*Evan Tolliver walks into the studio*
Evan: Withstand any hacker? Try that when your password is "nedandted"!
Me: EVAN!!!! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!!!
*Hamilton Holt who is already in the studio speaks up*
Hamilton: Um, now probably isn't the best time to tell him Amy's like, over him and moved on? She's actually dating Jake Rosenbloom now.
Evan: *shocked* WHAT?! Amy – she – *chokes*
Me: *growls* Hamilton, you idiot! We don't even know how he survived the –––wait. I know! YOU TURNED TRAITOR, EVAN TOLLIVER!!! Get out of here before we turn you in to the Cahill authorities!!!
Evan: *pleading* No, no! I didn't turn traitor! I fell unconscious after I was shot, and the next thing I knew, I'd woken up in a lab!
Hamilton: LIAR!!! Amy would be ashamed of you!
Evan: Honest, guys! I know what I saw because I saw the Ekaterina crest smack dab in front of me!
*everyone falls silent*
Me: Well.... okay.... that's something....
Sinead: *has stopped crying* Not too long after Amy and Dan retired, we intercepted an anonymous message to the leaders of the Ekaterina branch saying, "The time has come to wake the dragon." We made sure it was included at the end of the Flashpoint book so we could warn the Cahills ahead of time. Do you think –
Hamilton: *interrupting* That Evan betrayed us for the Ekaterinas? Yes!
*everyone looks at him*
Me: Idiot, again! The Ekaterinas are a branch of the Cahill family!
Hamilton: Oh... right....
Director: Guys, this is getting nowhere. Shouldn't we be worrying about saving power instead of yakking about this so-called Cahill family?
Me: I thought you were a Cahill!
Director: You think I believe in that stupid jargon term? Hurry up and end the show! I have better things to do than –
*garbled speech comes through the radio*
Sinead: What's going on?
Anonymous person: I....... AM........... THE............................. OUTCAST.......................
*radio transmission ends*
Evan: *fearfully* I heard that voice in the lab....
Hamilton: *gleefully* The Outcast? No prob! Let's track him down and pummel him to death!
Sinead: *angrily* We can't even trace the signal! It's unhackable!
Me: And you considered yourself to be a genius, Sinead? Welcome to the world of the real-worlders.
Sinead: *confused* The what?
Me: The people that live in the real world.
Sinead: We all live in the real world!
Me: No, I mean the people who live outside of the Cahill world. Get it?
Sinead: Are you saying we Cahills live on another planet?
Evan: *exasperatedly* He's talking about people who don't know anything at all about the Cahills! Even I – supposedly NOT a genius–– knew that.
Hamilton: Yeah, I knew that too.
Me: Oh, just shut up, Hamilton!
*Mod Len F comes screaming into the studio*
Len F: THE ESSIX POSTER!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evan: Who the heck is that stranger-lunatic talking about? Who's Essix?!
Me: I have no clue. Maybe the Outcast knows?
I'm not sure how good this really is. I guess it depends on you guys. Copyright of Len F's "The Essix poster!!!" goes to Saber Qahill/RaccoonWave4. "Welcome to the world of the real-worlders" is a play on a quote by Dan Cahill: "Welcome to the world of the Cahills." Please post feedback, and more Virtual World – the letters – is coming up!!!!
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